Scrolling through the ads I see “Morena, 28 years old, Italian, 5th size boobs, 80 euros, Turin” and my brain immediately did the math: “ok, this is an investment in mood”. The meeting was so intense that, coming back, Turin traffic almost seemed more bearable than usual. Let's say the fifth wasn't just the boob size, but also the gear that made my heartbeat race... standing ovation BJ.